Could I Be Any Smarter?

For those of you who know me, you know how much I love Bath and Body Works. Well, since we are on a tight budget until our other house in Atlanta sells, and my supply of lotion has dwindled to nothing, I decided to venture to the lotion isles of Wal-Mart.
I was actually impressed and overwheled with the selection Wal-Mart had to offer. After careful consideration, I decided on the Healing Garden White Tea flavor. I came home and tried out my new lotion and noticed it was very sticky feeling and shiny. I was not impressed. I sulked for awhile and had a short pitty party, then told my self to suck it up, that's life and things could be much worse.
Well, I put the lotion on again today and it was still sticky and gross. Frusterated, I asked myself "What is in this stupid stuff. After looking the bottle up and down I noticed I had bought the body wash with lotion in it!
Even if my skin isn't any more moisturized, I guess I will at least smell good in the shower.